Drunken Unicorn - The Melvins
Thursday, August 21st, 2008
I’m not gonna pretend that I’ve been a fan of the Melvins since Ozma, but I’ve always understood their importance in the world of “heavy” music, and it wasn’t until about a year ago that I completely fell in love. I’ve always known who they were, the fact that they’ve been around forever, the fact that they’re still around, etc. Their impressive discograpy to me seemed formidable. I didn’t really feel like backtracking and wading through all their work, and to tell the truth I was a little confused at first. It just took me a while to realize that this is the shit for me. I’ve never been exposed to a band so uninterested in doing the same thing time and time again, which is why so many people have a hard time classifying them. Fans of grunge (if they still exist) will try to claim them as grunge, while metal fans will confine them to metal, and so on. While labeling is inevitable, the Melvins won’t get any of it from me, I just don’t even bother.

Finally , I had the chance to see them here in the ATL. This show wasn’t assigned to me, I specifically asked to cover it. I’m still having headaches from Sunday night. This was perhaps the loudest, most powerful show I’ve ever experienced. Corndogorama this year convinced me that sometimes maybe I should wear earplugs. I still had the same earplugs left over, I don’t know why, but the thought of using them again after so long freaked me out a little. So the Melvins provided some of the best unprotected aural sex ever (if you’re reading this aloud to someone, make sure you spell out “aural,” thanks). This was one of the dates promoting their new CD Nude With Boots. These new tracks, if you haven’t heard them, are pretty spectacular I’d say. The album’s title track and “the Kicking Machine” are my faves, quite energetic and dare I say lighthearted compared to their past work. Several were from 2006’s (A) Senile Animal, which is perhaps my favorite Melvins album so far. (A) Senile Animal marked the beginning of yet a newer lineup. Dale and Buzz thought it made more sense to add both Jared and Coady from tourmates Big Business, meaning they’ve had two drummers ever since. To many this would seem like excess, but since Coady and Dale are both incredible drummers, they’ve somehow managed to make it work with astounding results. I sometimes classify the Melvins as a very “task-based” band, which implies their hardworking nature (which I definitely appreciate), plus the fact that they’ve made albums in the past seemingly based on hypothetical questions (What if we have each member produce his own record? What if we release a series of three very different albums in a row?) This new dual-drummer lineup combined with the cozy accomodations of the Drunken Unicorn amounted to quite an ominous stage presence: thunder and lightning, hellfire and brimstone. Satan entered my ears and fucked with my brains until I felt like I’d taken an LD50 of quaaludes and set myself on fire. Astounding.

They finished up the set with the classic crowd-pleaser Boris from Bullhead, a song that solidifies their legacy as it inspired the genre-bending Japanese band of the same name.

all photos: Matt Alexandre/ecximages.com







